metalsette:


there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe, via hautecocaine)

bowtiesandprada:

screaming.

(Source: boiledjeans, via hautecocaine)

  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(via flaming-cunts)

(Source: bcraigv, via hautecocaine)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via pizza)

susemoji:

im bored

What

susemoji:

im bored

What

(via zackisontumblr)

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

(via magicconchshell)

  • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
  • me at home: